"Call me at 4 am, and tell me it’s because you want to hear my voice."
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I wish

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(Source: lushpussyhighheels, via rodent-princess)


if u have a crush on me i have one question: what made u lower ur standards so much

(via diamondd-eyes)


when im a parent i won’t take my kid’s electronics when they get in trouble i’ll just take the charger so i can watch the fear in their eyes as they use it less and less while the battery slowly begins to run out

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hmu if u wanna date a piece of shit

(Source: dumbgay, via simplybitter)


being sexually frustrated isn’t fun at all

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where can i find some self esteem on sale

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↪ The Magic Begins Challengeϟ - 17. Favourite marauder

"It’s beautiful, isn’t it? I’ll never forget the first time I walked through those doors. It’ll be nice to do it again as a free man."

(via ihateallthepeople)